I am a man - on a mission. A mission to make you happy by any rational means necessary. Notice I said rational so get your mind out of the gutter. Why are you so unhappy? Why isn't every one of your days filled with joy and purpose and goodwill towards your fellows? I don't mean to be rude, but from what I understand 60% of you are overweight. Could that be the cause or the effect? Doesn't matter. I'm an engineer. I study life. I know bodies and I know what works to make them happy. In the state you are in right now, it ain't about food. No diet will save you. Your body is saying one thing, "USE ME PLEASE, BEFORE I AM USELESS!" Woa that's heavy. Yea in more ways than one.
Now, about my mission: I am here to help.
Yes, we can talk for years about changing your diet. Oh can we talk! And that soft body will remain unused, and just that much closer to saying "Peace out!". Fact is you have got to move - much more! And in a more coordinated fashion than you are now - gravity is winning, and it's time to fight back!
I know that sometimes the thought of "working out" or "getting into shape" seems like pointless vanity. "Why bother?" you say, "My clothes are designed with pleats to hide my rolls." Sorry my friend but it ain't about vanity (that's next weeks article). If you are reading this, your work is not done. We need you strong and healthy and happy. There are people depending on you!
This email is a coupon (see below). This coupon is your golden ticket. Redeem it for a free session. My gift to you. It will make you happy to free your body through movement. This experience could be considered priceless but if I had to put a number on it, I'd say it's value is about $150. Don't hate. That's how I roll. If you want to buy multiple sessions we can negotiate on price, but this one is on me.
Please understand, I've devoted my life to these arts, and made a lot of sacrifices to learn how to train properly. I just want it to be easier for you than it was for me. We can talk about your cheeseburger fetish another time. Now, pick up those dumbbells and give me another set of 20... no make it 30.
Redeeming this offer is EASY and will cost you nothing but a little sweat. Simply, contact me via phone or email. We can meet at Velocity (a private gym on 58th street), outside in a park or I can travel to your home.
Namaste,
